What Your Cashier Won't Tell You

I've been Working as a cashier for a year now and I have some secrets to tell the costumer about what is going on, on the other side of the register.

1. When You Ask How Long It's Going To Take For you to get Your Meal During the Lunch Rush I usually reply with, "It will be about ten minutes." What I really Mean is, "See those 20 tickets on the table there? you get yours when those are done."

2. I know I gave you the drink upgrade yesterday without charging extra. That was out of the kindness of my heart. The reason I cant do that this time?!  Do you notice anything different about today that wasn't here yesterday? like that little, Loud, Bossy Armenian gem standing behind me...yeah That's the Lady in Charge and I don't want to get in trouble. So Please don't make a scene. It's just awkward for everyone at that point.

3. Please don't hand me that "20 cents you just now remembered" after I have already rung you up. It Throws me off and I barely passed math last semester with a C-.

4. Please Don't talk on the phone/ make out with your Bf/Gf while ordering your food! "I'm sorry is my taking your order after YOU walked up to my register so annoying and ruining your personal life?" Not My Prob peeps! The Longer you do this the less sincere my smile gets. and there goes my tips for the rest of the day!