I guess I'll say it since no one else will!!

            Dear J.K. Rowling, I took a Sorting Hat Quiz within the past year and have had the pleasure of calling myself a Hufflepuff ever since. I am used to being a part of oppressed minorities and welcomed my new title with a lot of pride. However I noticed that whenever I mentioned being a Hufflepuff to anyone they usually respond with a chuckle. It hurts that America has not yet outgrown this problem and I guess Hogwarts hasn't either! Anyway since you didn't give Hufflepuffs a break and take time to tell the world why Hufflepuffs RULE!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 :D :D :D  I took the Liberty of doing it for you!
                                              --------Sincerely, Not of fan of you not being a fan of us!

                                                                           

Hufflepuff is the Best!

I feel so proud when I wear its crest!

Those wonderful colors black and yellow

Make me feel so nice and mellow

Our star student Cedric Diggory

Will bring our quiddich team right to victory

Those Griffendorks stand no chance

We will make them pee their pants

Slitheren and Ravenclaw ,

It’s not hard to find their flaw

Hufflepuff is so sexy and fierce

All your hearts we will peirce

Hufflepuff rise and shout

Lets make all the mudbloods pout!

What they didn't tell you!!

Everyone knows the song 'The Wheels on the Bus' I went to a christian homeschool and still managed to learn that song and it doesn't say anything about meeting Jesus at the crossroads (High Five if you understood the reference, A beka kids Unite!) Anyway Sariah and I were sitting on the bus the other day discussing this song and realized that that things have changed quite a bit sense it was written. Dont let me scare you the Wheels still go round and round that will never change! However, I have yet to hear a swish swish swish from the windshield wipers. Anyway Sariah and I came up with a few more up to date and accurate lyrics that should be added to the song.
                   
                The Nerds on the bus go DnD (Dungeons and Dragons), DnD, DnD,
                The Nerds on the bus go DnD, all the through the town.

                The Old people on the bus go Let me sit down, Let me sit down, Let me sit down (You would have to hear sariahs impersonation of them for this to be truly accurate)
                The Old people on the bus go Let me sit down, All through the town.
                  
                 The Gentlemen on the bus go Do you want this seat? do you want this seat? do you want this seat?
                 The Gentlemen on the bus go Do you want this seat? All through the town.

                 Guilbert on the bus goes Please shut up (not really, he is a nice boy)!  Please shut up! Please Shut up!
                 Guilbert on the bus goes Please shut up! All through the town!

<3 Rachel and Sariah