Scene 1: The sun is
rising, BreAndra helps a blind man cross the street. This is something she does
EVERY morning. Lief watches from his room and blushes.
Dartanion throws a
football at the local park. He means to throw it at his friends (at least 3
because he is popular), but the football misses them and lands next to
feleescia. She is sketching a twig she found on the ground next to her (she’s
the artst type). The football startles her! She and dartanion make eye contact.
Feleescia looks away real fast all shyly. Dartanion just stairs
Soundtrack: she’s like
the wind is playing in the background
Scene 2: The Lunch Room:
A school bell is heard. Feleescia BreAndra and Lief are sitting at a lunch
table on the unpopular side of the room. They are not really that unpopular,
but these three are somewhere in the middle.
BreAndra: Can you guys
believe that fetcher Mr. POE? He Totes gave me a F on my paper about Jessica
Simpson Divorcing Nick Lache!
Lief: Wasn’t that paper
supposed to be about an event that changed history?
BreAndra: Uh…Yeah!
Jessica gained like fity pounds. Until her I never thought I’d see a popstar
break a scale…like…ever…. Not to mention I totally don’t know if I can trust
Nick now
Lief: Yeah 98 degrees
of straight up lies. I think it was Brave of you to pick that topic BreAndra. I
wrote mine on 911
BreAndra: What did you
write your paper about Feleescia?.......Feleescia?????
(Feleescia is staring at
dartanion dreamily)
BreAndra: OMG you
totally like him.
Feleescia: Who?
BreAndra: That total
hawty Dartanion. You have been staring at him all lunch.
Feleescia: Quit teasing
okay? We made eye contact this morning.
I felt a connection with him…It’s hard to explain. Anyway It’s not like anything is going to
happen…He is TOTALLY too popular for me…..
(Dartanion looks at Feleescia and smiles.
The connection has been confirmed. Dartanion felt it too)
((The Bell Rings again))
Lief: Dang Fetch I have to go to Gym class… Ugh its
line dancing day. I hope Shellie Silverman doesn’t beg to be my dance partner
today. She is so into me.
BreAndra: Yeah That would be terrible. Shellie is so
annoying.
Lief: are you jealous or something?
BreAndra: No.
(Lief looks disappointed)
Feleescia: Later Guys!
(Feleescia Rushes out)
The Scene ends.
Scene 2
We open in a Grill/bakery. Feleescia is working as
cashier and sketching pictures of
dartanion on receipt paper.
Dartanions voice: Priviet.
( Feleescia looks up to see Dartanion standing right
at her register. She freaks out and in attempt to hide the sketches…that are
sprawled out all over…rips everything off the counter. She keeps her cool
though.)
Dartanion (in a Russian accent): I vould like to
Order cheeseburger vith no weggies….
Feleescia: Weggies…I used to get a lot of those… incidentally
I also liked to eat a lot of cheeseburgers….
(Looking off into the distance remembering something
painful)
Dartanion: Vat are you talking about? Do you need a
hug?
Feleescia: uh….. (Turns as red as a tomato)
Dartanion: I vas just joking. I am adapting to the
American humor. But if you are thirsty I vould love to go out for some fresh
water. Fresh water is a Russian delicacy
Feleescia: That would be great. I’d love to learn
all about that.
(From the back of the place we here a loud crash
that sounds like thunder and lightning)
Feleescia…Ugh I have to go….
(She flips the open sign to close)
Dartanion: Vat about my Cheeseburger?!?!?!?!
End Scene
Scene 3:
We zoom in on Breandra and Feleescia having a
private conversation in the girls bathroom after gym. BreAndra and Feleescia have tears in their
eyes.
Feleescia: Oh BreAndra I’m so glad you told me. I
can’t believe you kept it a secret all this time. BreAndra: I’m really going to
miss earth….(starts crying more)
Feleescia: Don’t focus on it too much….I have
something to tell you too! Dartanion totally asked me on a date!
BreAndra: of F that’s great!!
(The two share a prolonged hug, during wich BreAndra
asks…)
BreAndra: Tell me if I smell like a man
…..
Feleescia: You’re good.
(The hug ends)
End Scene
Scene 4: (Feleescia and Dartanion are at the
restaurant ‘ H20Heck this stuff is good’ it is a restaurant that specializes in
water.)
Dartanion: Feleescia it is nice to meet vith you
herrre for a date
Feleescia: I agree dartanion, I have actually wanted
to go on a date with you for a long
time…maybe even since fat camp
Dartanion: Vould you like to be my Girlfriend?
(Before feleescia can answer, dartanions popular
friends show up)
Popular friend 1: Dude what are you doing dude this
chick used to eat all of our lunches while we weren’t looking
Popular friend 2: yeah man she used to be
faaaaaaaaat. Not P.H.A.T either
(Dartanion stands up angrily and says..)
Dartanion: I don’t care vat she used to be, she is
beautiful in any form. And I love her
Popular friend 3: dude chill
All popular friends in unison: We’re Outtie
Feleescia: Oh Dartanion that was the nicest thing
anyone has ever done for me!! I would love to be your girlfriend
End Scene
Credits…
Scene at the end of the credits
(BreAndra is journaling on a busy street. Lief walks
up)
Lief (out of breath from running): There is
something that I need to do…. I love you! I always have!
BreAndra: Lief this is so sudden…I don’t know what
to say
Lief: Just say you’ll marry me
BreAndra: ….Lief I am dying of cancer…I don’t have
much longer
Lief: sarts crying please give me the time you have
left and marry me
BreAndra: If you’re cool with it I am! Yes I will
marry you
(Lief goes in for a hug and a car comes and hits
him)
