Memoirs of a Cashier

Today I started my first job (not only as a cashier) Ever! There is a lot to remember like what to prep in the morning and what all the buttons mean on the register. If you know me though I am pretty good with remembering things. I shined at the Aspen Grove talent show! I was probably the first and the last to recite one of Patrick Henry's speaches. I was so proud of it....I didn't have a lot of friends...Anyway my trainer says I am picking it up pretty quick! My journey as a cashier has just begun, but there are so many things I am looking forward too!
Here are some things I cant wait to say to a costumer:

• 2 sticks of gum and a button is not going to pay for this... However, It might get you a date with one of the creepy guys in the back.
• We don't have a soup of the day because this is a grill and soup is made in a pot....
• No I am not on the dessert menu!
• Is this to rent or own? (This is what I will ask to clear up any suspicion of a costumer being bulimic)

#Blogging

Until now I haven't been much of a blogger. Thanks to my Gangsta Cousin Ryan (Holler Back) I have decided to give it a shot! I am excited to be joining the blogging family! it will be just like my twitter, but even less people will read it. So far the most difficult thing about this whole blogging thing was figuring out what to call it. "It's my party, I can blog if I want to!" Just felt right so I went with it! Here is a list of some Unlucky titles that didn't make the cut.

• Memoirs of a Gang Star
• From the Whoreses Mouth (Made me sound trampy)  
• Life sucks, Blog About it!  
• Black By Popular Demand
• Confessions of a Belieber