So my family have all decided to become Auntrapanures....Euntrapanners....Grrr....Sales People. Which is GREAT for them, but really bad for my bank account. #GottaSupport Anyway this got me thinking about what I could sell.... Than I remembered that in middle school I won an award for being an outstanding artist. I can't believe I forgot about my awesome talent!! I barely tried in art class and somehow got an award for it! Here's the secret: Its called be better than everyone else! #BornThisWay I'll draw Portraits of people! Everyone wants that right?! But they will have to be based on description over the phone or email because according to all the investigation discovery shows I watch on Netflix the more face to face interactions you have with people the more likely you are to get yourself killed. #Words2LiveBy #YouShouldBeWritingThisDown
Here are some samples:
Costumer emails
I am a woman, I hate being warm and I have gained quite the reputation for being a couch potato.
I drew them this:
Costumer:
I am a male, I haven't exercised since high school, and have never had a problem with the ladies.
Costumer:
Deformed and Scared...Also Bridges are nice.