Part time and Full time positions available. Little to no experience needed. Really...It's sad but I will take anything. DESPARATE!!!! Please Apply...(No Pets).
Sincerely, Hello How is your.....Ok! I guess I will talk to you later! (Jerk)!
Above is the ad that could possibly change my life at work! Unfortunately we don't have a newsletter to put it in. Darn Budget Cuts! This was Plan A to making friends with my colleagues. (Which is turning into a task and a half) So sense plan A is not going to work I guess I will turn to the good ol' plan B. Google! There are loads of helpful websites that break down the steps to making friends at work. Jobacle.com's 10 ways to make Friends at work really stuck out to me! There I learned I need to be more approachable! Which was proven when a co-worker came up to me and said, "It would increase your face value if you would smile more.".... Face Value?! Thanks Nerd!
You know? maybe it's all in my head...Hmmm... All I know is that one of those sites said that if a person has low or no social support at work they are 2.4% likely to die earlier than those with high social support. I guess it's time to take out a Life insurance policy. Is Dying of Low Friend levels a natural cause?!
Face Value?! Not so much of a Nerd than a Jerk! I bet his face value is 100% Jerk Face! Quality assured too I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteI think you have tremendous Face Value! Happy to be your new BFF!
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